News of the year

I promise I'm done posting for the day after this, but PTI just off-handedly mentioned that Stephen A. played Division II ball. I will now spend the next seven hours of 4/19/05 picturing this in my head and laughing till my gut ruptures.

Bonus: Big Z telling a reporter (approximately) "This isn't life or death, I mean, we're not going to get put in front of a shooting squad or anything." Spoken like a true person from a country somewhere near the Balkans.