Ain't Shit Change Except Nickels and Dimes
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BASKETBALL (Portland-stylee?). From Hoopshype/The Oregonian.
"Darius Miles arrived in a black Rolls Royce with "TAKEOVER23" on the front plates."
"Zach Randolph maintained that his weight is the same as its been in recent years, but he's obviously leaner than ever before. And when someone asked him about his surgery affecting his leaping ability, he remarked, "I never was a leaper," which got good laughs."
"It's easy to see why Martell Webster impressed the Blazers during his pre-draft interviews. He's intelligent. And can handle himself. He mentioned that he loves to read and just finished reading "Lord of the Flies" recently."
And this team expects golden boy, Nate McMillan to un-gullify the most spasmodic team in The Association? Even Joel Przybizness was getting his game on in the boxing ring this summer. THIS IS A TEAM OF YOUTH. D-Miles might be the un-college-experienced Lamar Odom. Zach Randolph is the negative space of Sean May. Martell Webster is...fuck it...SOMEONE FIND A PHOTO OF HIS AUNT/GRANDMA's DRAFT DAY PASTRY HAT.