More than one way out the ghetto
The sidebar said it already, but I'm here to make it official: FreeDarko, the NBA blog regularly accused of all from incompetence to pestilence, now belongs to something great. Starting today, we are the proud recipents of a
Therefore, on this occasion I would like to summarily thank McSweeney's for this opportunity, heartily welcome anyone following a link from McSweeney's, and softly tell our faithful readers that this is as much your achievement as ours. Good luck and stay humble; I know we will.
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Billy Danze: Fuck the fame
Lil' Fame: I agree fuck the fame
Bucka-buck-bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka-Blaghhhh!!!
big ups gentlemen. major props. can't say that i'm surprised in the least by this, it was bound to happen, your shit is that good. keep doing your thang and i'll keep on reading and commenting.
"back then hoes didn't want you, now you hot and hoes all on you!" use your new found powers wisely.
Congrats to Shoals, et. al. We look forward to charting the evolution of Freedarko’s public exegesis. Will we witness the founding of two camps? The blogspot’ers vs. the Text-as-Text’ers? Will we argue mightly over validity issues with the absence of reader commentary and impressionistic/catchall imagery? Is there now an official McSweeneys/Pitchfork/Freedarko triumvirate of hip? Or more simply, are basketball blogs the latest graveyard for the literary (would be) cognoscenti? Be strong, brothers. The answers run away from us like overused Bukowski metaphors.
Pshhhh...talk to me when y'all get onto Conan.
i've been dreading the day when someone said we were the pitchfork of basketball blogs. in some ways, it was inevitable, but i can't say that i don't take it as an insult.
This doesn't change the fact that I splattered my FreeDarko t-shirt at the Rodeo Cook-off with barbeque sauce. That stuff doesn't come out. Oh the humanity!
Conan?! Screw that - I'm waiting for Charlie Rose.
Brown, I'd probably take it as a joke, being that's how it was (clearly) intended. Ruminate on your destiny at your peril, because as far as this reporter is concerned, I would never shit on McSweeneys like that.
dear freedarko,
I just traded pau gasol and chauncey billups for dirk nowitzki and andre miller. did I fuck up??
stay up homie,
anonymous
(in fantasy basketball I mean)
anon--i'd say yes, only because gasol is my ride or die homie, and i hate andre miller. i'd have to make a closer analysis of the stats. it's interesting because neither gasol nor miller take 3's, but both billups and dirk make them in abundance. you might not have fucked up, but i don't think you clearly helped yourself either.
chest--i did take it as a joke, and i meant my response as such.
Props on mcsweens, though, I'd maybe prefer if you dudes were cranking out lists for em, like...
NBA Team Names that are Juxtapositionally Misnomered
- Utah Jazz
- LA Lakers
Actually, nevermind. Do what you do.
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