It's the saddest day of the year

At least that's what the Texan local news wants me to believe.

In case some of you watch absolutely no football—which, I have to admit, is evidence of an admirable degree of hoops fanaticisim—you've been missing the single strangest commercial to ever air on television.

A commercial of proportions.

Really, there is no limit to how little I have to say about this. To open my mouth and speak would be an injustice, excluding so, so much in its wake.