The "Giggling" King

From an LA Times piece on the SAC Situation...

For some reason, this columnist's Sherlock Homesian mysterics in the second paragraph crack me up.

Webber followed his own lackluster performance with a stinging rebuke to unnamed teammates: "If you're always out of shape, I don't want to play with you. If you don't care when we lose and you're always giggling and laughing, I don't want to play with you. If you're giggling before the game, a Game 7 before we play the Lakers, and you're giggling and laughing and [stuff] is funny, I don't want to play with you."

Insiders knew the "out of shape" King to be Brad Miller and the "giggling" King to be Peja Stojakovic. Stojakovic responded by asking to be traded.

"Insiders" have also determined the mysterious "aching" King to be Bobby Jackson, the elusive "MVP-punching" King to be Anthony Peeler, and the dastardly "irrelevant" King to be Rodney Buford.