When I go to the club, I get John Laroquette
Still saying fuck the second round, because the Spurs and Mavs are winning, the Miami/Wiz series is lifeless, and I can't watch Pistons-Pacers without wishing Ron was here. Stern, you won't let our boy back in for the playoffs?...can you imagine the revenue and the attention...do you think we'd be hearing about Tino Martinez every day on Sportscenter?...and you call yourself an exploitative conniving Jew? A quick anecdote about Artest that is evidently more well-known than I thought it was, but still worth posting:
"One off-season, while still playing for the Chicago Bulls, Ron Artest applied for a job at Circuit City. On the job application he wrote down "NBA player" as his last job and used Bulls president Jerry Krause's name as a reference. And he did it all just so he could get the employee discount on home electronics."