Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...Andrew Bynum on myspace


At 6/30/2005 1:02 PM, Blogger Bethlehem Shoals said...

"we really liked his size and athleticism, and found out in our workout with him that he was much more skilled than we'd thought. but what really made this pick a no-brainer was andrew's myspace page, which shows he has tremendous upside in the humor dept. and could win day fill that void of personality left in los angeles by shaq's departure."

also i have decided that this has to mentioned at least once a week: "magic glazed into the crowd."

god bless you draft night. if we ever change the name of this blog, it should be to either:

1. no milk drinkers
2. how can i glaze the crowd?
3. martell webster's grandma's hat

(has anyone found a picture of that hat?)

At 6/30/2005 1:03 PM, Blogger Bethlehem Shoals said...

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At 6/30/2005 1:10 PM, Blogger Dr. Lawyer IndianChief said...

a few highlights from andrew's page (all spelling errors have been preserved):

1.waht is the online symbol u use the most?:


2.hot topic or abercrombie and fitch?:

neither im black,and cherrokee

3.do you have a little brother?:


4.does he draw pictures for you?:

no, that would be gay.

At 6/30/2005 1:13 PM, Blogger Bethlehem Shoals said...

i personally liked:

do you walk barefoot in the snow?

no, i'm black

that's pretty proto-shaq, as far as humor's concerned

At 6/30/2005 1:36 PM, Blogger Bethlehem Shoals said...

this isn't particulary related, but this si story has some esp. galling revelations about bogut's draft night behavior


At 6/30/2005 1:43 PM, Blogger elandfried said...

The barefoot in the snow one was far and away the best. A couple others I liked:

Pepsi or Coke: i got acme,so soda is sum shit u dont drink

Do you want to go to College: OF COURSE

what was the last thing you said: the last questions is homo

are you suicidal: only in the mourning

How they can not let high schoolers in after this year!?!?

At 6/30/2005 2:03 PM, Blogger Bethlehem Shoals said...

i was going to include the "only in the mourning" one, but it seemed entirely too poetic, even if it only was a pun on his deep, deep feelings for his hero, zo.

At 6/30/2005 2:14 PM, Blogger Bethlehem Shoals said...

too poetic to be true, i meant.

wow, this really is the ultimate nba dry stretch. i can think of literally nothing to say about basketball. where fore art thou, summer leagues?

At 6/30/2005 2:28 PM, Blogger elandfried said...

What? With Chad Ford coming out with his Top 25 Free Agents list today? No way.

At 6/30/2005 3:12 PM, Blogger Dr. Lawyer IndianChief said...

Only a matter of time...None of these are even CLOSE to Bynum's though:

OJ MAYO: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=20012338&Mytoken=20050630120833

ANDRAY BLATCHE: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=14332921&Mytoken=20050630120658

MARTELL WEBSTER: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=11353153&Mytoken=20050630120846

GERALD GREEN: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=18135823&Mytoken=20050630120504

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At 6/30/2005 4:01 PM, Anonymous brickowski said...

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At 7/01/2005 2:39 PM, Blogger Ken said...

So, Bill Simmons says if the Cavs were smart they'd trade LeBron now. This killed a lot of my brain cells, what do you think about this?

At 7/01/2005 2:55 PM, Blogger Bethlehem Shoals said...

i owe my life to those simmons nba value trade columns and am getting ready to leave town, so i can't really get into it right now. suffice to say that, if the cavs don't get it together next year, he's gone. the least they could do is get a couple of borderline all-stars out of it.

At 7/01/2005 5:47 PM, Anonymous brickowski said...

is Skip Bayless on MySpace or does he just read FreeDarko?

At 7/02/2005 12:19 PM, Blogger Brown Recluse, Esq. said...

bynum took his profile down. i'm sure his people saw the bayless article and made him remove it. too bad, that was hilarious.

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