Bethlehem Shoals Metaphysical Pledge Drive

Here's the deal. . .we at FreeDarko don't ask for much from you, our readers, since we're thankful to have any in the first place. But sometimes it dawns on me that a blog might be good for something other than distracting me from grad school and taxing my interpersonal relationships. And this, my friends, is one of those times.

I'm working on a master's thesis on fantasy football (save your jokes, this iz my life) and need some people—as many as possible, actually—to fill out a survey on their life and times in that most socially acceptable of sports that are not real. If you could give me a minute out of the time you'd otherwise spend looking at FreeDarko, and even pass the good news on to the rest of your leaguemates (go tell it on your comment boards, make this into smack), I would appreciate you until the end of my days.

I even set up a gmail account special for the occasion: shoalsproject@gmail.com. Get at me and I'll send you the questions when I have them finished up this week. I look forward to hearing from you and yours.