Myth meets its author

My cuz Henry Abbott (that's my mother's maiden name) may have caused the world to implode on itself by introducing Free Darko to its namesake and hero Darko Milicic. If you're reading, Darko, I hope you like the drawings. Hit us up on email, and we'll send you a free shirt. XXL, I assume?

As I saw Milicic sneaking out of the locker room with his shiny hair, I tapped him on the back and asked him the million-dollar question:

"Darko--have you ever heard of FreeDarko.com?"

He stares at me blankly. Like how cows look at bicyclists.

I give him a second shot, and sweeten the pot: "Hey, have you ever heard of the website called FreeDarko.com? They have a lot of stuff on there about you."

A flicker of enthusiasm in his eyes. Then he shakes his head slowly from side to side. "I haven't heard about it."

"You should check it out."

"I wanna see that. I'll check it out."