Image overloads the heart

T, our resident insider, sent me this gem of a photo taken during the Rockets' goodwill tour of China a few years back. That's Deke and Wan Wan fresh off the most tourist-y shopping spree two civilizations could imagine. I'm not personally a big fan of a "devise your own caption" thread, but since this is probably where this will end up anyway. . .go ahead, do your most elegant.