They pushed a ship off a mountain
Yes folks, that's Fitzcarraldo and the resurrection of Noah's ark in a single, booming phrase. This may be all over the sneakerwebs already, but my kicks game has been lax as fuck lately, and I suspect that not all of FreeDarko's constituency frequents Hypebeast. I don't really want to get into the Pandora's Box of cross-generational sneaker-mating this opens, or what a number this does on the parts of my memory organized according to the III-VI. I would like to instead quote the Recluse, who in a context I can't quite recall once said the following:
"Of course a Jason Williams/Chris Anderson hybid would be the best thing ever."
This now begs the question of whether the Air Jordan evolved or destroyed its past on an annual basis. . . .or whether Chris Anderson and the former Chocloat Blanc are somehow both phases of an unholy creator's master plan.