Vanquished, but not for long

So JK caught me there in the comments section. Van Horn isn't under contract, which means he technically can do whatever the hell he wants. It's still not a shining beacon; it's a guy who doesn't have to work not working, and probably not all that different from Spree's hiatus. But comparing it to Artest is a little senseless. And while I reserve the right to articulate somewhat obvious FD positons, I should try and err on the side of plausibility.

Speaking of Artest, the SBL interview is hot, and not just because Jamie somehow managed to finesse in my uber-serious question about the brawl. The unquestioned triumph of the thing, though, is Ron Ron's riff on getting Francisco Garcia and Celine Dion to sing together. That's a fantasy team name just waiting to squirm forth.