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I am still in OKC. Driving around here and thinking about Durant's sweet, sweet game is the ultimate in cognitive dissonance. Either this town would destroy him, or he would stride through its rickety skyline like a giant Godzilla gazelle, renting its buildings with his every lithe movement. You can't grow a flower in gravel, or concrete, or whatever, and Day After Tomorrow taught us that the a beautiful mind can overcome all. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE!!!!
I'm sick of hearing Kobe trade scenarios. And not to be a dick, but Can Ox came out seven years ago. El-P fell off before Funcrusher Plus. Did I mention that, earlier, the AOL blogging platform ate my Longform draft, which I started on Sunday and has now undergone extreme Kobe and LeBron-related rewrites!?!!??!
Anyway, please do read Longform Shoals on Kobe's present, LeBron's future. Such bitter fruits my loins rarely doth produceth. Also please tell me if "Lonform Shoals" has become my inadvertent alter ego.