It's Not Him, It's Them
So with the debate over LeBron's ignorance, arrogance, or mediocrity still raging, I came to a frightening conclusion. See, it's not that James flaked out by refusing to sign, it's that all the other Cavs had compelling reasons to sign. Like they couldn't have turned it down if they wanted to. Observe:
Shannon Brown: Played in the McDonald's All-American Game with Luol Deng.
Daniel Gibson: Nickname is "Boobs," which would lead to a heightened sensitivity to the plight of others.
Drew Gooden: Drew's moms is from Finland, which has given substantial humanitarian aid to Darfur.
Larry Hughes: Wears his heart on his sleeve.
Zydrunas Ilgauskas: Not so far from the Balkans.
Dwayne Jones: Trying to separate himself from Damon Jones.
Donyell Marshall: Old enough to remember "We Are the World."
Ira Newble: Name sounds Jewish, we invented the anti-genocide itch.
Aleksander Pavlovic: Feels guilt from the Balkans.
Scot Pollard: Smokes weed with a lot of college students.
Eric Snow: He's probably mad Christian, and a lot of the victims in Darfur are believers. Ask your local conservative Congressman.
Anderson Varejao: Into Third World liberation.
David Wesley: Coffee, fiber, and morning paper.
The Recluse wrote at least half of these.