Proud to Be Me
I love David Stern. I don't care that he may have ruined this series, or that he superficially courts red state audiences (zero tolerance and dress code have both found an equilibrium). He is the biggest Jew in sports, and when he speaks, my genes stir. Today's politcally correct Gentiles don't seem to get that he's like if Iverson were the head of the Players Association. The raw uncut. Pegasus.
Dan Patrick's interview with him today was unreal. While I like Patrick, he is no match for an absolutely dazzling display of classic Jewish argumentation. Basketball is cool and all, but blood is forever.
Incidentally, NBA conspiracy theories = Elders of Zion-style anti-Semitism. Back off, Simmons!!!!
(That was a joke. Simmons' latest column was fantastic.)