Mold With Friends
Brown Recluse: i am disappointed, but not surprised, to see that san antonio adopted the miami all-white look.
BR: did they ever do that before?
Bethlehem Shoals: the spurs are kind of cocaine. in a contra kind of way
BS: i mean, the white jerseys go well with HATING THEM NOW.
BR: i would LOVE it if hughes somehow won finals mvp.
BR: wouldn't that be the greatest thing ever?
BR: like, everything all of a sudden clicks for hughes at the most opportune time?
BS: why is larry hughes so unsympathetic?
BR: i don't know, everyone seems to think he sucks
BS: a finals mvp would make him sympathetic. have we said he's reptilian?
that might be why no one loves him.
BR: no, only marquis can be reptilian. and dee brown, mk. 1
BS: marquis is lizard-esque. that's different from reptilian
BS: well, lizards are kind of playful and weird and exotic.
BS: reptiles are just cold and frightening.
BS: that sounds like it should be a good thing. if i'm ever a broadcaster. . .
BR: drew gooden: finals mvp
BS: dude, stop it.
BR: hughes or gooden SHOULD be able to win it
BR: the second or third best players on a team should be able to get hot for a series, e.g. james worthy
BS: this goes back to your claim the other day. that the cavs don't suck because at various times in their careers, several of them have been very good
BS: VAREJAO IS THE SECOND BEST CAV
BR: fuck that shit
BR: he's the second best cav like okur is the second best jazz
BS: talking about the cavs is like trying to write a poem about a cube
BR: when tim duncan pulled at his shorts and d'ed up lebron, that was freedarko.
BR: that was swag.
BS: pulling up your shorts?
BR: yeah, in an aggressive manner.
BR: he was like, i can fucking guard this guy on the perimeter, fuck this kid
BS: guarding the wrong part of the floor is totally FD
BS: hiking your shorts up, not so much so
BR: IN AN AGGRESSIVE MANNER.
BR: he was popping his shorts collar!!!
BS: oh my god.
BR: not liking what i'm seeing out of the cavs so far
BS: this is something new from the cavs?
BR: pavlovic is kind of awesome, though
BS: pavlovic is a great finisher, except for the finishing part
BR: remember when donyell marshall used to be good?
Dr. LIC: donyell marshall has never hit a big shot in his life
Dr. LIC: yet that is what his exact role is
BR: what about uconn?
BS: he had 14 three's in one game
Dr. LIC: a BIG SHOT
Dr. LIC: i'll hit 14 threes in a game
BS: if you make 14 three's, they are big shots by virtue of their participation in the greater whole
Dr. LIC: 14 threes is like a feat of strength
Dr. LIC: like tossing a midget
BS: tim duncan looks very small in a bathing suit
BR: i bought a wine because pop mentioned it in a sports illustrated side bar
BR: it was good, i've bought it since
BS: i like the cavs. they are very live-blog friendly
Dr. LIC: the cavs might fuck around and win this game
Dr. LIC: if someone gets hot
Dr. LIC: the cavs could win
BS: i think it's funny that no one even knows what a cavs win would look like
BR: 28 straight points
BS: sometimes when pavlovic makes a shot, i think it means i'll find a dollar outside or something
Dr. LIC: i have a newfound appreciation for pavlovic due to this game
BR: pavlovic has always been dope
BS: elson just popped his crotch
BR: did you know greg ginn's label put out a bill walton spoken word album?
BS: all that can save this finals is dance crazes
BS: the oberto shuffle
BS: tony's tango
BS: can you do one of those things that's like a bunch of letters that form an image?
BS: like a bunch of dashes and zeros that make a flower
BS: that seems like the best way to represent this game
BR: only boobs
BS: i don't get why he can be nicknamed "boobie"
BS: what if we found out that drew gooden's nickname was "pussymaster supreme"
BS: would they use it in the telecast?
BR: boobie doesn't only mean breast
BS: it's a bird, right?
BS: with yellow feet and a mask
BR: can we say that lebron is choking?
BS: no, he can see that gooden has the hot hand
BR: but, he hasn't done shit
BS: that was a joke
BS: about the finals mvp