Jean-Baptiste Say What?!
Given that Shoals just kicked off the first FD pledge drive, I figured now was as good a time as any to announce our latest capitalist venture, the launch of the FreeDarko Imperial Outlet, our virtual haberdashery. You can order any of our three t-shirt designs, which are currently in stock mostly in weird sizes like Girl's Medium and XXL. If you've been wanting to buy a shirt for your girl or you like your gear baggy, NOW IS YOUR TIME TO ACT. Seriously, I apologize for the low stock, but we should be reupping the classic FreeDarko tees in a crisp new Memphis Grizzlies colorway, which is the pleasantly bland navy and light blue, I guess, the same as every other team that recently switched up their style (Utah, Denver, Dallas, etc.)--did I miss that marketing report? Anyway, the new joints should be out by the time the 07-08 season tips off, so keep an eye out for that.
Right now, we're only set up to take orders from U.S. residents, so you're overseas, send us an email, and we'll figure it out.