7.13.2008

Internal Test Case



As I continue my Obama-like slide toward the center, and wonder if I don't like the rhetoric of revolution but rather prefer the functionality of, well, skewed functionality (because otherwise it's hopeless romanticism), I also appear to have lost my YouTube ears. No one I've shown this to thinks it's funny. So in defiance of them, and last-ditch affirmation of self, I'm posting it here for you all to decide. Especially since no one's found those requested clips for me to watch yet.

Expect a unified theory of Anthony Randolph in the next few days, which will try and make sense of my recent introspection.

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17 Comments:

At 7/13/2008 4:23 PM, Blogger Caleb Tyler Adam said...

umm...cute?

 
At 7/13/2008 4:48 PM, Blogger Ghost Deini said...

I'm just confused. Is he trying to sell the product in a sort of G2 Gatorade mourning/wade sort of way? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRnCeUWrybo)

Or is the entire thing tongue in cheek? IVE JUST BEEN RONDO'D.

Also, i stumbled upon this. Wii bowling is awesome.

http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/ne/ap/20080710/00/3511683074-in-a-photo-provided-by-gatorade-miami-heat-s-dwyane.jpg?x=437&y=291&q=75&sig=cc2O5VZjTexTV9rFmISHLQ--

 
At 7/13/2008 4:57 PM, Blogger Ghost Deini said...

WAIT. PURPLE drink! dave chappelle told me about how much black people love purple drink. and the white guy says he's only been drinking 40's. Ok i guess i sort of get that it's all a joke, but still. weirddddd.

 
At 7/13/2008 5:00 PM, Blogger Ghost Deini said...

ok ONE MORE THING. i went to the youtube site of that video to read the comments. and someone left this gem, "i use to smoke blunts with rajon back when he was in lexington when he played ball wit Ky." obviously it might not be true. but it's fun to think about.

 
At 7/13/2008 5:02 PM, Blogger SeanBS said...

Is there actually a drink on the market called Purple? It's funnier if he's alluding to promethazine.

I love that it's tagged "incline press." I know Rondo's talking about his muscles, but that's a strange lift to pick.

 
At 7/13/2008 5:40 PM, Blogger salt_bagel said...

For those who don't know, the stuff is called Drank. I have no idea where they're selling it, and the website is like, barely up and running. You can watch flash videos of poorly known Houston rappers, but you can't buy the beverage. It's basically sizzurp with herbal stuff in place of the pharmaceuticals.

I think this is funny, but only because I think anything associated with Drank is funny.

Oh, and it's publicly traded.

 
At 7/13/2008 6:45 PM, OpenID gpietras said...

@ salt bagel:

No, I think he's talking about Purple, the 100% juice.

http://freesamplesdirect.com/blog/free-purple-powerful-anti-oxidant-juice-usa/

Sorry about the long link. Unless you were joking...?

 
At 7/13/2008 7:01 PM, Blogger salt_bagel said...

GP, looks like you're right. Which kinda sucks, because it would be funnier if Rondo was trying to grow muscles with a drink that is supposed to just mellow you out.

Well, this other stuff can only profit from any confusion.

If the makers of Drank are smart, they'll sell it in Brooklyn. Hipsters would buy it just to display on their shelves ironically. I know I would.

 
At 7/14/2008 12:06 AM, Blogger Pravato said...

Randolph, the next Bosh? He scored 30 the other day, but is as weak as Durant

http://www.collegefastbreak.com/bj-mullens-hype-machine-warm-and-ready/

 
At 7/14/2008 2:16 AM, Blogger T. said...

are you guys going to start a generation kill blog?

 
At 7/14/2008 3:17 AM, Blogger R. Lobstah said...

Back in my Bushwick hipster days I used to room with a 40 year old grifter who escaped to Chicago owing money to every painter, musician, actor and clothes designer in the building. We all believed he was 27 as he kept his head shaved and put lotion on every inch of his skin in the morning. He kept fit by balling and serially standing in friendly apartments swaying in a cross between MC grandstanding and Scotty Pippin dribbling. Now he can start buying Purple to supplement his youthifying ritual.

 
At 7/14/2008 8:05 AM, Blogger ra said...

"i've just been staying lean drinking this purpleness."

that's funny right there.

 
At 7/14/2008 8:27 AM, Blogger Tree Frog said...

R. Lobstah, that is one of the funniest posts I've ever seen on this site.

WV poetry - fzzssu: The sound made when everyone collectively passes on Person X's summer lig game in two weeks.

 
At 7/14/2008 10:12 AM, Blogger stopmikelupica said...

I think Purple is to black people what Malta is to Puerto Ricans.

 
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