BREAKING: Presidential Tourney News

From Gordon Gartrelle...

Richard Nixon has been disqualified from the Tournament. Reliable sources have reported that Nixon violated Tournament rules by secretly videotaping Reagan‘s win over McCain, as well as Reagan’s private practices. In defeating Reagan, Nixon took away Reagan’s preferred angles and generally kept the former movie star off balance. Now it seems there may be at least a partial explanation for Nixon’s brilliant performance. Nixon has filed an appeal, but it looks as if Reagan will be advancing after all. It remains to be seen whether Reagan can ignore this distraction and focus on his upcoming 3rd Round game against George W. Bush.

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At 9/17/2008 8:41 PM, Blogger ItTakesAThiefToCatchAThief said...

This whole tournament is moot without Ron Paul.

At 9/17/2008 9:44 PM, Blogger dunces said...

See, if I were running a bracket, this right here would have busted it clean out of the water.


At 9/18/2008 12:54 AM, Blogger Crabbie said...

We can only hope that after the Presidential canidate 21 tournament is over, we can get a FreeDarko golf bracket. In my attempts to track down the Josh Howard video of ultimately little interest, I was about a billion times more fascinated by J.R. Smith: (apparently solo?) patron of Denver-area public golf courses.

These are the things I look to FreeDarko for, not commentary on newflashes like young black men from the south don't give a shit about the national anthem.

At 9/18/2008 1:04 AM, Blogger m. Alana said...

Oh, that Nixon and his tapes. Why didn't you burn the tapes?

At 9/18/2008 1:30 AM, Blogger Bethlehem Shoals said...

Crabbie, that's why you also need to be keeping an eye on The Sporting Blog. We are diversified!


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