An Engraving on the Stem of a 200-Year-Old Pipe
Yesterday, video surfaced that threatens to blow the NBA -- nay, the world -- wide open.
The powers that be have been controlling the league through any number of shadowy organizations for years -- we all know that David Stern rigged the 1985 lottery for the Knicks by dipping their envelope in pure Vermont maple syrup, to name just one example.
But now, one brave soul has proven what we all suspected: LeBron James is a Freemason. Somebody get Benjamin Franklin Gates on the phone!
John Krolik unearthed the video from Real Cavs Fans, but he decided to take the post down due to what I can only assume were major threats from the Illimunati themselves. Yet the truth must run free.
Labels: conspiracies, freemasons, lebron james
posted by Ty Keenan @ 1/25/2010 06:20:00 PM
11 comments
11 Comments:
Does this make Bill Russell Satan?
This is very impossible. I wouldn't believe this no matter what happened.Just crazy
Interpreting the hand movements of a young black American male is like using the Bible (or Moby Dick) to find predictors or world events; totally awesome.
Shoulda been you Mamba.
There are twelve people in the world; the rest are paste.
Conspiracy theories are the best. This guy needs to find a way to tie in Worldwide Wes to get the mother of all conspiracies; can't be too hard with Lebron as a starting point..
Also love that despite his fervent belief that Lebron James is actually a satanist, he can't help but include a bunch of highlights still. We are all witnesses indeed.
So Russell and Dr. J were the first two of the three '6's? And leave Lady Gaga out of this!
24 Numerology: 2+4=6
Now I know why Paul Pierce flashed that sideways okay sign to the Hawks bench. He was all..."I am gonna tie you up and feed you to an enormous earth beast while LeBron, Homer Simpson, and Hova watch and sip martinis with their none pyramid hands."
Does this mean Darko is in on it too? Dang. Need to learn some new handshakes.
Numerology was too much for Kobe. The change to 24 was more than just one more than 23.
Seeing as LeBron only has two hands, then surely it's just the "66" sign he is flashing. Or... maybe he has another invisible arm. Forget Third Eye Blind, this is Third Hand Unseen... which would give us the 666 AND would explain the crazy basketball ability. Now it all makes sense....
I bet he sold his soul to Satan for that...
Forget Shirley, this is much more interesting to talk about.
uhh.... wow.
there IS a conspiracy going on, to sell dre's expensive ass headphones!!!!!
1. "if anything", he was throwing up 2 3's in that second hand gesture and that would be coinciding with the whole 33rd degree masonic thing that hardens dicks worldwide.
2. I didn't know dre made laptops to go with those headphones, who wants to bet that those will drop within the next year full of music software?
3. now I gotta look hard at kobe. I mean, if ANYONE is a dyed in the wool freemason, it's him.
there IS a conspiracy but it's not this. this is a distraction.....
now, the past season for the Nets? THAT is some frame up shit.
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