Because We Care
This is Dr. Lawyer IndianChief aka the Pimp Melissa Rivers of Freedarko, offering the first installment in an ongoing series of playoff style-watching. Remember, it was a YEAR TO THE DAY, that this image graced our television screens. On to this year's first style victim:
You simply CANNOT rock this when you are defending a title and down 2-0 to some rugrats in the first round. Or maybe this is the velveteen Chicago gang-sign for "I SUBMIT." Admittedly, I only got to see clips of this game, but when I got a text message on the 6 bus from Brown Recluse, Esq., which read, "Deng is the truth," I knew that Miami's forwards were being styled upon. For a Tar Heel die-hard like the Recluse to shout out a Dookie like that ("Deng and Brand are cool with me," he added) meant something special was happening at United Center.
Sportscenter's highlights revealed that Toine's porous D helped make it all possible, and it is thus unclear whether his wardrobe choice signifies self-admitted shame, or pursuit of reimagined swagger. At any rate, this piece is Straight-up Not A Good Look (SNAGL) and has him looking a little