4.25.2007

Because We Care

This is Dr. Lawyer IndianChief aka the Pimp Melissa Rivers of Freedarko, offering the first installment in an ongoing series of playoff style-watching. Remember, it was a YEAR TO THE DAY, that this image graced our television screens. On to this year's first style victim:


















You simply CANNOT rock this when you are defending a title and down 2-0 to some rugrats in the first round. Or maybe this is the velveteen Chicago gang-sign for "I SUBMIT." Admittedly, I only got to see clips of this game, but when I got a text message on the 6 bus from Brown Recluse, Esq., which read, "Deng is the truth," I knew that Miami's forwards were being styled upon. For a Tar Heel die-hard like the Recluse to shout out a Dookie like that ("Deng and Brand are cool with me," he added) meant something special was happening at United Center.

Sportscenter's highlights revealed that Toine's porous D helped make it all possible, and it is thus unclear whether his wardrobe choice signifies self-admitted shame, or pursuit of reimagined swagger. At any rate, this piece is Straight-up Not A Good Look (SNAGL) and has him looking a little

13 Comments:

At 4/25/2007 11:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Recluse knows what's up. Game recognizes game. Deng is the truth.

Now, if we can only help him set up a documentary film deal and get him presenting ish with Brand at Full Frame / Doubletake next year.

Durham, represent.

 
At 4/25/2007 11:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And after shooting around, over, and through Yao the other night to the tune of 41, you have to give Boozer the props too.

 
At 4/25/2007 12:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

next, please to address the shirt nash wore to the postgame press conference last night. deeply disturbing.

though perhaps sick bounce passes to the tune of 14 assits permits fugging it up with printed shirts?

 
At 4/25/2007 12:50 PM, Blogger evan said...

all of that chinese shoe money must be rolling in fast for damon jones to sign antoine as his first model.

i applaude his effort and look forward to seeing what's next from The Butler Clothier's spring couch collection.

 
At 4/25/2007 1:16 PM, Blogger Brown Recluse, Esq. said...

if you stay at dook for 2 years or less, you appear to escape the taint (nh).

 
At 4/25/2007 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been saying "Luol Deng, yo" for years now and you guys JUST started realizing how good he is. Freedarko's nothing but a bunch of bandwagon riders.

 
At 4/25/2007 2:06 PM, Blogger Wild Yams said...

donita reason said - next, please to address the shirt nash wore to the postgame press conference last night. deeply disturbing.

When you're Steve Nash, once you've already done this:

http://tinyurl.com/yrrzw3

and this:

http://tinyurl.com/yvldcu

You can sleep comfortably knowing you're never going to embarrass yourself further simply by wearing an ugly shirt. This is especially true after having just annihilated your playoff opponent the way the Suns did last night.

 
At 4/25/2007 2:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know i'm posting as anonymous, but how can someone anonymously state that they have been saying "Luol Deng, yo" for years.

Kind of defeats the point, anyone can tell you after the fact.

 
At 4/25/2007 2:19 PM, Blogger Dr. Lawyer IndianChief said...

Hey moron. ready my fucking deadspin preview on the Bulls/Heat. i already told you that Deng is the key to life. no bandwagoning here.

 
At 4/25/2007 3:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm hoping for a bulls/mavs finals so we can finally see whose elbows and knees are the sharpest, deng's or howard's.

seriously though, antoine is soft . . . like his jacket.

 
At 4/25/2007 3:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That jacket looks more like what Jalen wore during a Knicks game last season.

 
At 4/25/2007 3:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm w/ Anon 1:48 on this one. He's been writing articles about Luol since he was at DUKE...right?

 
At 4/25/2007 8:58 PM, Blogger salt_bagel said...

If I get a neighborhoodie made that says:

Str8 up
Not
A
Good
Look

Will you sue me?

 

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