4.15.2009

Can He Get a Witness?

Durant Prints Blog Ad

Right before the regular season ends, FreeDarko pays cloth-y tribute to Kevin Durant's mammoth sophomore campaign . . . and the relative obscurity he's toiled in. Maybe if we move enough of these, he'll get on national television for 2009-10.

Some other store news: Based on popular demand, we've done up limited prints of a few more portraits from the book: Kevin Garnett, Lamar Odom, Ron Artest, and Joe Johnson. We're offering two special deals with these: if you buy two, you get a third free. Or, for those with an excess of wall space or love for the NBA, there's the option of all nine portrait prints for $250.

Be sure to weigh in on the latest version of the Z-graph, and tune in Thursday for another episode of our brand news joint venture podcast. I feel like a fucking octopus right about now.

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15 Comments:

At 4/15/2009 1:30 AM, Blogger Docksquad said...

please make a drose one!

 
At 4/15/2009 9:11 AM, Blogger Quantavius Sturdivant said...

best shirt yet.

 
At 4/15/2009 11:27 AM, Blogger Ben said...

Wow, Shoals, you're one successful octupus. New prints, new shirt, Z-graphs (kudos to Ziller, too), podcasts - the ingenuity never stops. Now, all you guys need is a Freedarko sports drink...

 
At 4/15/2009 11:33 AM, Blogger Bethlehem Shoals said...

Thanks, but give credit to Big Baby (visuals) and Silverbird5000 (corporate impresario).

 
At 4/15/2009 2:49 PM, Blogger Headless Chicken said...

FD with bacon. A strange taste.

Besides that - a crazy great shirt. Can't wait to see more. I have to make some serious money so I can buy your stuff and rock it over here in Germany. No friggin person around me is gonna understand it, but hey ... I'll find me some insiders ...

 
At 4/15/2009 3:20 PM, Blogger Chris Brummel said...

You make an alternate with a non-dairy alternative, and you've got yourself a customer. THE WORLD IS GOING NUTS FOR RICE MILK!!

 
At 4/15/2009 3:59 PM, Blogger Simon said...

As somebody who's only seen Durant play in the last two games against the Trail Blazers, and who is fed up of hearing how the Blazers screwed up massively in not taking him, I would love this shirt but wear it to mean something completely different from your intention. And I think the meaning I get from it is the one that most people would take. So perhaps you need to print your little explanation on the back...

 
At 4/15/2009 5:41 PM, Blogger Bhel Atlantic said...

Sorry, but I don't really understand this one. Right now Durant is a nice scorer on a bad team, just like Granger, Harris, Kevin Martin. Durant dominated on All-Star Weekend against ROOKIES! I've seen him play a couple times, and I don't find myself pining for more KD. Maybe I don't get the whole "League of Stars" thing.

 
At 4/15/2009 5:54 PM, Blogger chnews said...

Just the first chapter in a long and tragic series of episodes linked to the permanent and enduring bad karma that is coming to the state between Texas and Kansas. For robbing the Seattle SuperSonics.

Don't what chapter 2 will be. Chapter 3 will be losing Durant to free agency. Chapter 4, 5, and 6 will be never signing a free agent until the end of time.

 
At 4/15/2009 6:04 PM, Blogger Robert said...

Neato shirt. You really, really needed to do the Joe Johnson print, particularly after his hilariously left-field election for Most Popular Player.

I'm still hoping for something to buy involving a Nuggets player. Melo's style guide or something. But that's Homer talk.

 
At 4/15/2009 6:21 PM, Blogger Bethlehem Shoals said...

BA, watch him some more.

Robert, we might do a J.R. Smith shirt.

 
At 4/15/2009 7:22 PM, Blogger MC Welk said...

Fucking an Octopus: Don't knock it 'til you try it.

 
At 4/16/2009 2:29 AM, Blogger Mr. Six said...

I suggest a larger version of T-Mac's Life in Sleep. It would have been great to do it as an inset on the limited edition print.

At this point, perhaps I'm the only one, but I'd really like an AI style guide.

 
At 4/16/2009 8:00 AM, Blogger Headless Chicken said...

Are you fans of the "which conference is better"-discussion? I have one for all who are: Non. At Average they're both mediocre. I don't know whether I got it correct. But compare total wins:

East 621 : West 628

So, the east is worse!???!???

 
At 6/14/2013 6:16 PM, Blogger Jim Philips said...

It is a pity that he started so strong in the season and we don't know nothing at this moment. There are a lot people at Hostpph community looking forward to him.

 

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